when your sitting at the dinner table and a black mccall comes to serve you a salad when really its a PUBE SALAD. in fact it is mccalls pubes and they smell like a wet burrito
The time-honored tradition of a bachelor being brought up on stage at a Strip Club to have a stripper yank out his pubes and sprinkle them on his lips.
Nick got pulled up on stage at his bachelor party and the bitch gave him a deliciouspubesalad!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.