-noun 1. a person, eps. one who is good at everything.
-verb
2. to drink heavily.
3. to beat someone (usually in a sport).
4. to possess (someone or something).
5. to ruin or damage (someone or something).
-interjection
6. an exclamation; used alone or in a phrase to express ownership (of something or someone), or simply an emphasis.
-adjective
7. voluptuous.
get ptonked.
ptonk yourself!
you've been ptonked.
ptonk!
a person, eps. one who is good at everything. to drink heavily. to beat someone (usually in a sport). to possess (someone or something). to ruin or damage (someone or something). an exclamation; used alone or in a phrase to express ownership (of something or someone), or simply an emphasis. voluptuous.
Let's buy a 40 and get ptonked.
you've been ptonked.
ptonk!
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"