pruning

when the old people do the oldest version of the nasty

i walked in on them pruning

by amazon prime and sexy time March 24, 2017

prune

~scottish~
Slang
Someone that hasn't been winched yet. See winch

Girl 1: Are you still a prune then?
Girl 2: Yes. Are you?
Girl 1: No!
Girl 2: Who have you winched then?
Girl 1: Tell you later.

by Huni Buni May 31, 2005

pruning

When one or more persons engage in sexual activities in water until their fingers become wrinkled like prunes

Holy shit! Ethan and Ceilidh pruned in the hot tub before we got in it!

pruning-when one or more persons engage in sexual activities in water until their fingers become wrinkled like prunes

by Team Squaaaaa September 22, 2015

Prune

A butt, typically called peune because of its roundness.

"Damn, he fell right on his prune and fractured it."

by CiMoneee October 27, 2016

Prune

Anal hymen (figurative). What a woman 'loses' the first time she engages in anal sex, i.e. surrenders her anal virginity. 'Prune' is to bum as 'cherry' is to twat. Does NOT apply to bum-buddies, whom Mother Nature has kindly ensured are born pruneless.

Last night I finally popped Natalie's prune.

by C. Hugh Chardon June 4, 2010

prune

Highly offensive term that pertains to straight males, sort of the straight version of the word "faggot". A more incendiary insult than sproog, which more or less means the same thing.

I hate you fucking prunes, you people are ruining our lives.

by Roberto Chavez Laliciousman October 16, 2006

Prune

See Proon by Obsidian.

Young Guy One:What's a prune?
Young Guy Two: Any woman mid-forties and up, those are prunes.
Young Guy One: WTF?
Young Guy Two: Old pussy.
Young Guy One: I know a guy that's into prunes, he said he likes eating prunes..
Young Guy Two: You mean the fruit?
Young Guy One: No, he said he liked eating out old women.
Young Guy Three: 'Sup?
Young Guy One: Hey, I was just talking about you.
Young Guy Three: Um..okay. Damn, I could go for some prune juice.
Young Guy Two: You, you mean the fruit, right?
Young Guy Three: Fuck no, that shit is nasty. I'm talkin' 'bout the ladies.
Young Guy One: I told you so.
Young Guy Two: Ew.

by Obsidian April 24, 2005