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Kavra's Kingdom Proxy 

A proxy at Kavra's Kingdom is someone who manages the servers. Most low ranks don't know who they are at all. At proxy rank you get much taller than you were from helper and also much skinnier. Being a Proxy is a very hard job. We look up to proxies, well at least some of them.
Helper 1:"She became a Kavra's Kingdom proxy she's much skinnier now"
Helper 2:"I guess she will take more responsibility "
Proxy 1:"Hi guys"
-Both of them look up-

Vehicular Munchausen's by proxy 

When you are sharing your vehicle with someone and it get damaged in someway (door ding, curb check, scratch, totaled) and you blame it on the person you share with, only to find out later that it was your own fault.
Dick: Great, now my wheel is all chewed up because you curb checked. And I know it was you because it wasn't like that last week, and I certainly didn't do that.
Jane: I haven't used the car in the last two weeks, Dick. I've been in the hospital, Dick.
Dick: Yeah, likely story
*LATER*
Dick: Huh, well, I guess I did that when I drove home drunk and ran over that stop sign.
Jane: Yeah, Dick, we call that vehicular Munchausen's by proxy. No one hurt your fucking BMW but you, Dick.

Proxy Server 

A server at a remote location that serves as an intermediary between your computer and a website. Often used to block cookies and trackers.
The only smart way to use Google search is via a proxy server. To do otherwise is like soliciting a cheap whore without using a condom.

munchausen by proxy server 

A psychosomatic illness where a person convinces themselves that they are ill after googling the symptoms.
"There's nothing wrong with you but munchausen by proxy server. Step away from the keyboard."

Proxy Stalk 

To help a friend or coworker obtain information on another person.

Gathering information on a person for a shy friend.
"My buddy wants me to proxy stalk this girl on Facebook since he doesn't want to make an account."

"No, I'm not going to help you get dirt on her boyfriend. I'm not a proxy stalker."

"She's just a Facebook "Friend", but you know her well. Could you... proxy stalk her for me?"
Proxy Stalk by SimpsonsFanatic August 14, 2009

Proxy Site 

Website that allows you to browse the web through their servers. Commonly used by people to get past restrictions imposed by losers such as Websense on schools across the world. Proxy sites are a Godsend.
"Hey I need a proxy site. Anyone know where I can get one?"
Proxy Site by Mr Random Person April 10, 2008