proximal
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Distal star proximal dog
Pseudo scientific nerd lingo for a girl that looks great from far away and then ugly as hell when you get up close to her. She looks like a shining star from across the room, but up close, she makes you shudder and cringe.
One nerd: "Hey check out that babe over there across the room".
Other nerd who's seen her up close already:
"Distal star proximal dog".
Other nerd who's seen her up close already:
"Distal star proximal dog".
Distal star proximal dog by Low Class Loser June 26, 2008
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Disloyal Proximal Phalanges
Somebody in a relationship who secretly masturbates to porn instead of making love to their partner. They have disloyal hands.
Peter performed disloyal proximal phalanges activities when he went and tossed off in the toilet instead of making love to his girlfriend.
Disloyal Proximal Phalanges by Milandra September 29, 2011
proximate cause
n. a phrase used by lawyer to make it seem as if somebody didn't do something wrong when they really did.
Lawyer: Yes, your Honor, my clients may have created fake financial records for Enron, but they were not a proximate cause of harm to Enron shareholders because Enron was going to implode anyways.
proximate cause by Petrochelli May 2, 2008
proximate
prox· i· mate | \ˈpräk-sə-mət \ 1) A person you mate with who is close to you by kinship or in some other way. 2) A person who mates with you on behalf of another, i.e. a proxy mate.
Jack: Hey, are you and your second cousin still fuck buddies?
John: No. She moved to California, but she sent me Jill as her proximate, and she's awesome.
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Mike Pence is Donald Trump's kochsucker proximate for the one percenters.
John: No. She moved to California, but she sent me Jill as her proximate, and she's awesome.
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Mike Pence is Donald Trump's kochsucker proximate for the one percenters.
proximate by Len Bakerloo December 22, 2018
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