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proximacious

very near the mark, but not quite there
His shot in the dying seconds to win the game was proximacious
by Nat July 31, 2003
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Polimaciousness

A leg condition where it looks very wrong and off-putting. Usually caused by playing VRchat for more than 2 hours. Other major symptoms include: Denying reality by claiming that you're trying to be gaslit; struggling to read common words such as: qualitibotion, bollocious, dangton, and Clasterophinia; and completely losing it.
A concerned friend: Oh, god, John, look at your legs! You have polimaciousness!

John: What?! What do you mean "polimaciousness"? The fuck is that?

A concerned friend: Oh no... Quickly, say Clasterophinia!

John: What.

A concerned friend: OH GOD, WE NEED A DOCTOR, STAT!

John: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! ARE YOU FUCKING TROLLING OR SOMETHING?! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS POLLINATION THINGAMAJIG?!

A concerned friend: HE'S LOSING IT! OH GOD, THE POLIMACIOUSNESS IS GETTING TO HIM! DON'T WORRY, WE'LL FIX YOUR LEGS!

John: THERE IS NOTHING FUCKING WRONG WITH MY LEGS!!!!!
by Roman Shosirobe July 31, 2022
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