A cult of white supremacists who believe that President
Donald Trump should be the dictator of the United States. Many Proud Boys are involuntary celibates; therefore, being romantically or sexually rejected by one'
s crush puts one at a heightened risk of joining the Proud Boys. This alt-right domestic terrorist group refers to supporters of left-wing politics as "Antifa", which is an umbrella term for
woke people who recognize that women have the right to make decisions over their own bodies and that people can
love whoever they want and identify however they like. Many Proud Boys are
gun owners (read: would-be mass shooters) and spread memes on conservative porn app iFunny.
Student #1: Bruh, I'm afraid to return to school after Christmas
break.
Student #2: Why?
Student #1: The Proud Boys are probably gonna shoot up schools across the country when Trump is forced to concede!
Student #2: Fear not, for our school's
windows are made of bulletproof
glass.