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Protowave

An anachronistic temporal music genre similar to that of "proto-punk" & "proto-metal" as well as "vaporwave", but instead of defining progenitors for a specific genre or aiming to sound like a lost future influenced by late-80s capitalism and retrofuturism, it encapsulates all music that was ahead of its time period.

It can be somewhat subjective if an artist was ahead of its time, but music critics and journalists generally revere artists such as the Velvet Underground (alternative rock), Yung Lean (cloud rap), Silver Apples (electronic pop) and Brian Eno (post-punk / ambient) as predicting genres that would not exist until many years later.
"Have you heard the song 'Damned Flame' by Blast? It sounds like hardcore punk and speed metal yet it came out in 1973!"
"Wtf that's crazy I thought those were '80s genres"
"Yeah it's this thing called protowave! Music from the past that predicted the future"
by Search up Mayor of Lannach March 11, 2024
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protodate

a meeting with someone you may potentially be interested in and want to date, before you decide you want to spend money on them.
Joe told me to meet him at the bar, I wondered if I should dress up for the date when Jess informed me it was just a protodate and I shouldn't bother
by JLS2324 June 12, 2012
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protomanexe07

Moderator on Neoseeker.com who is obsessed with moderating Rock Man EXE game forums.
This person has moderated Rock Man EXE 3 Blue, EXE 4: Blue Moon, EXE 2, and EXE 5: Team of Colonel
by Monty Python January 8, 2005
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photoweave

Using a photo-enhancing sofware program to create a new hairstyle or enhance an existing style.

Can be a noun or a verb.
Him: Wow! That model's got big hair!
Her: It's just a photoweave.
by Momus the Sarcastic November 6, 2009
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protodivergent

protodivergent (prohto-daivurjent)
meaning: about a person whose their mentality is divergent neurologically
you are protodivergent
by croissantpraisejesus February 10, 2024
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protodivergent

a protodivergent person, is a morally, neurologically, mentally ill person
protodivergent
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protoloveism

The earliest, often nonverbal, moment of preferential recognition shown by an infant or very young child toward a primary caregiver, manifesting as a deliberate, unprompted touch, a sustained, focused gaze, spontaneous, determined stretching of arms, maybe even a burst of baby piss in the chest during an initial diaper change.
My 16-year-old son finally sent me a texted protoloveism. God and Sam Altman bless Neil Papworth, Matti Makkonen, and Friedhelm Hillebrand!
by TR Arterburn December 9, 2025
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