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protodate 

a meeting with someone you may potentially be interested in and want to date, before you decide you want to spend money on them.
Joe told me to meet him at the bar, I wondered if I should dress up for the date when Jess informed me it was just a protodate and I shouldn't bother
protodate by JLS2324 June 12, 2012
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Photohater

A person who dislikes being photographed.
Alex: Let's take a selfie.
Nikita: I don't wanna.
Alex: Quit being such a photohater.
Photohater by Bromozome January 27, 2018

Provocateur in Chief 

Another increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS.
Pouring gasoline on the flames of civil disobedience is the forte of the Provocateur in Chief.

bordertown promdate

A promdate who is merely a decoy to please either set of parents into allowing you to go to prom because they have forbidden you to go with your true love.
So Alicia, I need you to look and act more slutty of you're going to be my bordertown promdate my parents are smart and they know i'm not gonna take a chick who doesn't put out before and after dinner.
bordertown promdate by Ranchgirls January 14, 2023

Dundalk promdate 

Having sex with your sister. A Dundalk prom date can be distinguished from garden variety incest by the fact that you have to pay your sister in order for her to have sex with you. Also worth noting is that no one will ever mistakenly believe that you actually had a regular, normal prom date because no one in Dundalk completes the last two years of high school. Hence no one in Dundalk has ever been to a prom.
I had a Dundalk promdate this morning before I went to the methadone clinic.

I still owe her $10 for the Dundalk promdate.

ProtoTerra 

One of the biggest bands in the industrial/metal scene. Known for brutal musical originality, bizarre stage shows, and cryptic lyrics.
Consists of 3 members, created by lead vocalist Axis, backed up my Heretic and Tempest.
I got the new ProtoTerra album today, it far surpasses Skinny Puppy's latest work.
ProtoTerra by skuppypuppy May 1, 2009

Protinated 

To have just consumed a protein drink; To feel revitalized by protein. "This stuffs makes me feel protinated"
"This stuffs makes me feel protinated"
"I feel completley protinated"
"My muscles feel protinated"
Protinated by Tanku May 28, 2007
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