Guy : Quick girl! im going to cum on your face!
Woman : Hmm ok, im gunna keep my cum protectors on so it dont go in my eye though!
Woman : Hmm ok, im gunna keep my cum protectors on so it dont go in my eye though!
by Jamieltd May 12, 2011
A cotton/elastic belt that girls wear over the top of their jeans or skirts to hide their undergrowth. When worn as a 'boob tube' top it then becomes a "Boob-pube Protector".
by Zoe February 14, 2004
by Shnibs August 7, 2008
Democrats who have jumped in to run for President in 2008 want to prevent Bush from sending 20,000 more kids to Iraq. They are the surge protectors.
by euphemismo January 20, 2007
A boyfriend, usually a possessive jealous jerk, who stops all men from glancing at his overweight girlfriend (especially her fat exposed ankle) because he thinks she's actually gorgeous.
N: "Dang, what's up with our roommate?"
A: "He's lost his marbles, he's become a cankle protector."
N: "Yeah, he keeps yelling at us for daring to glance at his fat woman's cankle, as if anybody would care."
A: "He's lost his marbles, he's become a cankle protector."
N: "Yeah, he keeps yelling at us for daring to glance at his fat woman's cankle, as if anybody would care."
by flame sans e May 13, 2008
A boyfriend, usually a possessive jealous jerk, who stops all men from glancing at his overweight girlfriend (especially her fat exposed ankle) because he thinks she's actually gorgeous.
N: "Dang, what's up with our roommate?"
A: "He's lost his marbles, he's become a cankle protector."
N: "Yeah, he keeps yelling at us for daring to glance at his fat woman's cankle, as if anybody would care."
A: "He's lost his marbles, he's become a cankle protector."
N: "Yeah, he keeps yelling at us for daring to glance at his fat woman's cankle, as if anybody would care."
by flame sans e May 12, 2008
1) A southern term for the upper or top part of the inner thigh on a female that is larger or has more fat on it then the lower part of the inner thigh.
2) The thicker part of the upper inner thigh on a female that protects the private parts from being seen while wearing a skirt or dress.
saddlebags
2) The thicker part of the upper inner thigh on a female that protects the private parts from being seen while wearing a skirt or dress.
saddlebags
Girl, I was checking Facebook while I was on the toilet and dropped my phone. If it wasn't for my coochie protectors my phone would have went right thru my legs and into the toilet.
saddlebags
saddlebags
by Puerto Rican Rose August 20, 2017