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Proschmucktive 

When you are in the mindset that you are being productive and you think that youre producing tangible results, and you feel like you've accomplished so much, just to find out what you actually did was unravel and unhinge any attempts to complete your goal or mission along with creating even more complications for yourself in the process.
RUDY MOPPED THE FLOORS WHILE WEARING HIS MUDDY BOOTS FOR ABOUT 6 WHOLE MINUTES BEFOTE HE REALIZED HE WAS BEING PROSCHMUCKTIVE
Proschmucktive by MoonGoon May 11, 2020
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Proschandy 

A beverage of utmost refreshment, containing proscecco and sparkling water.
"Fuck my mouth is as dry as the Nevada desert on acid"

"Hey, have a proschandy"

When you been high and mouths dry.

This drink is for the best you, you
Horny bitch. No saliva ,mouth dry, heads a mess, filthy and high.

Pour a glass of proschandy, always handy, give head like a pornstar your man will cum RAHH!!!
Proschandy by Proschandy September 7, 2017

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026