When you are in the mindset that you are being productive and you think that youre producing tangible results, and you feel like you've accomplished so much, just to find out what you actually did was unravel and unhinge any attempts to complete your goal or mission along with creating even more complications for yourself in the process.
RUDY MOPPED THE FLOORS WHILE WEARING HIS MUDDY BOOTS FOR ABOUT 6 WHOLE MINUTES BEFOTE HE REALIZED HE WAS BEING PROSCHMUCKTIVE
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!