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Proschmucktive 

When you are in the mindset that you are being productive and you think that youre producing tangible results, and you feel like you've accomplished so much, just to find out what you actually did was unravel and unhinge any attempts to complete your goal or mission along with creating even more complications for yourself in the process.
RUDY MOPPED THE FLOORS WHILE WEARING HIS MUDDY BOOTS FOR ABOUT 6 WHOLE MINUTES BEFOTE HE REALIZED HE WAS BEING PROSCHMUCKTIVE
Proschmucktive by MoonGoon May 11, 2020
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Proschandy 

A beverage of utmost refreshment, containing proscecco and sparkling water.
"Fuck my mouth is as dry as the Nevada desert on acid"

"Hey, have a proschandy"

When you been high and mouths dry.

This drink is for the best you, you
Horny bitch. No saliva ,mouth dry, heads a mess, filthy and high.

Pour a glass of proschandy, always handy, give head like a pornstar your man will cum RAHH!!!
Proschandy by Proschandy September 7, 2017
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
Word of the Day on August 1, 2026