Professor Dog

The famous UC Barkeley teacher that is famous for teaching Ecodogmics AND Algebark. He is also a dog.

Professor Dog: And that sums up the reasoning behind why cats purr and not bark.
Student: Why would you purr when you could bark? If I was a cat I would say fuck purr.
Professor Dog: Excuse me, but did you just say fuck Professor Dog?

by Tweeaaked October 20, 2008

professordom

The kingdom you enter when there are no distractions and you are wholly focused on the task at hand. For example, when you're on a run and you have absolute tunnel vision and nothing can distract you, no matter how hard someone may try.

Holy shit! He's in professordom. Better get out of his way. This victory is in the bag!

by Jarrod Harper November 17, 2021