by P.Diddy Poppa Nox July 23, 2003
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Proctologist: "Did you see the game last night?"
Jim: "No, did we beat them?"
Proctologist: "We didn't just beat em, we rectum!" (rimshot)
Jim: "No, did we beat them?"
Proctologist: "We didn't just beat em, we rectum!" (rimshot)
by KaiserMonkey August 23, 2003
That specialty in the medical profession that seems to attract doctors with large, outsized hairy knuckles and are loathe to trim their fingernails.
Dr. Hamfist, my proctologist, apologized for his recent weight gain and said he would be unable to remove his ring, but, that he would proceed gently.
by harry flashman July 13, 2003
One day my roommate and I went to visit our proctologist, Dr. Eurwin Konbonschleuden for our periodical asshole inspection.
by Jim Jim420 October 26, 2009
You've kissed so many arses you must be an expert by now.
You've got your head so far up his arse you should be a proctologist.
You've got your head so far up his arse you should be a proctologist.
by Tatty 2 March 26, 2013
by guy mann-dude September 26, 2008