Round my way, it means you keep putting off masterbating, ie you keep procrastinating on your masterbating.
Guy: Ya I was gonna free willy and do my best automatic sprinkler impression but then I got distract... ooh look! a nickel! (..and thus another successful procrasterbate)
by Seatthell July 28, 2011
by Greek anaconda February 4, 2010
When there is something you had wanted to, planed, or needed to do, but against your better judgement, you spent the time materbating.
I was going to use my only free time today making an Urban Dictionary entry, but all I inevitably did was Procrasterbate.
by Jeo58 August 13, 2008
by Uh...Fred? November 12, 2011
v. to masturbate instead of tending to one's responsibilities, where the obvious and more productive and/or beneficial choice, such as finishing one's work or getting much needed rest, is put off for the duration of the "me time" session, and often ignored altogether.
see also procrasterbation, procrasterbator, procrasterbatory
see also procrasterbation, procrasterbator, procrasterbatory
frank: sorry i'm too tired to drive, man. i'm exhausted.
dave: really? didnt you go to your room to pass out at real early last night?
frank: yeah, but i didn't end up going to sleep until about 3 or so.
dave: why?
frank: i dont know, man. i watched "wild things" and it was stupid of me, but i started to procrasterbate for however long it takes form the opening credits to the end of that threesome scene.
or
jenny: what time will you be ready to go to the store to get ingredients for chili night?
kara: probably about five o'clock or so, but call me.
jenny: i swear, if you procrasterbate and aren't ready until a quarter past, you're done for.
dave: really? didnt you go to your room to pass out at real early last night?
frank: yeah, but i didn't end up going to sleep until about 3 or so.
dave: why?
frank: i dont know, man. i watched "wild things" and it was stupid of me, but i started to procrasterbate for however long it takes form the opening credits to the end of that threesome scene.
or
jenny: what time will you be ready to go to the store to get ingredients for chili night?
kara: probably about five o'clock or so, but call me.
jenny: i swear, if you procrasterbate and aren't ready until a quarter past, you're done for.
by steve m g November 26, 2007
Verb
The art of masterbating for excessive amounts of time without ejaculating.;
Edging for a ridiculous long time ;
Jacking off and delaying your climax to the point you lose the ability to;
The cause of "blue balls"
The art of masterbating for excessive amounts of time without ejaculating.;
Edging for a ridiculous long time ;
Jacking off and delaying your climax to the point you lose the ability to;
The cause of "blue balls"
by Lauleneke Lukini Brown March 16, 2022
The development of arthritic symptoms from long, extended hours of procrasterbating. Symptoms deriving usually in the wrists, fingers, hands and feet.
Todd had a knot near his third digit on his right hand, with severe arthritic pain after several several hours of procrasterbating. He was diagnosed with Procrasterbitis and told to use his other hand for a week and sent home!
by The Pimp Named Shamrock February 22, 2011