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Prochristinating 

Another level of procrastination reached only by those truly at peace with themselves
Anonymous person: Hey Chris. What are you up to?

Chris: I'm doing an essay. Get off my back.

Anonymous person: How much do you have left?

Chris: All of it

Anonymous person: Oh my. Why so?

Chris: I've been prochristinating all day long playing Mario Kart 64, going on facebook, and looking at holidays I wish I could be on

Anonymous person: That sounds far more interesting and productive than any essay. May I add, you are looking particularly handsome today Chris

Chris: Why, thank you Anonymous person. That's made my day.

procreate 

1. a colloquial term used in place of the scientific description"fuck"

2. someone in favor of alternative building materials.
People on public buses are very interested in procreating.

Ted: I wanted to procreate with insert name; she had a really large ass and I thought we were meant to be.

Oh procreate! I totally forgot to bring my English essay!

2. The debate between the pro-crete activists and the con-crete activists is intensifying.
procreate by draconlord November 26, 2010

prociate 

can you do me a favor? i'd sho prociate ya.
prociate by nappyafrochik April 5, 2003

Procreate 

to multiply, or the result of having sex
"i will surely bless you, and will surely multiply you."

"i want a son; lets procreate."
Procreate by Ekim Drachir February 29, 2004

propriate 

When an act can neither be defined as appropriate or inappropriate.
That was so propriate!
propriate by shanermus July 21, 2011

Prochristination 

Putting off attending church because it's too much work for a Sunday morning and a lot more fun just to stay in bed. Prochristination escalates once the beginning of football season starts.
Greg: "Hey Tim, let's go to church today. I heard there are a lot of cute girls in the congregation and I haven't gotten laid in a while."

Tim: "I think I'm just gonna engage in some prochristination and sleep in. Besides, the 49ers are on at 1!"