Matt Prior

A subpar basketball player who hands out condoms to hobos in the park whilst slurping some hearty noodle soup in preparation for a jerk off session with the chick from Human Resources before a 4pm snooze.

I was tryna get some quick d but this dude was bein such a matt prior I had to make a stealthy escape

by Melvanlew October 1, 2017

Prior Lake

The name of a Minnesota city. Commonly used as a replacement for the n word.

Person 1: Hey Jeremy!
Person 2: What’s up my Prior Lake?
Person 1: What the fuck did you just say?

by tuwohh November 11, 2021

prior restraint

The suppression of material that should be published, on the grounds that it is libelous or harmful, and may get your ass sued. The First Amendment limits the ability of the government to engage in the prior restraint of free speech.

"For your information, the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint!" - Walter Sobchak, The Big Lebowski

by idyt November 20, 2016

Prior Lake

A small hick town in MN, whose slutty women and hipster guys are typically used as the butt end of any joke dealing with sluts, gays, whores, fugly or stupid people.

Guy 1-Dude did you see what that slut was wearing?

Guy 2- hell yea man, she was just asking to get nailed

Guy 1-Yea, I hear she is from Prior Lake

Guy 2-Can't deny that. She HAS to be

by ShAkToWnSlAyA February 20, 2011

Richard Prior

A hilarious black comedian who over used the words "fuck", "nigga", "bitch" and other offensive stuff to make his way to the top! He also lit himself on fire (...to make it to the top...)

Rest in peace.....um... wait.. is he dead????

by Stalker Chick November 23, 2004

Prior Lake

Kids with the worst sportsmanship and attitudes go here. Lots of them are spoiled and rude, they're okay at some sports. But everyone in the south metro hates them. A lot of them like to smack talk too even when they lose a lot in certain sports. Cockiest city.

Ugh! I would never want to be from Prior Lake because every other city hates them.

by onlyspeakfacts101 November 21, 2020

Prior Lake Straight

A man of questionable sexual orientation that resides within the town of Prior Lake, Minnesota. They usually only exhibit their repressed homosexual urges while under the effects of alcohol. You can generally find them singing country songs at the local karaoke establishment.

Homosexual #1: "I totally got banged by JP last night."

Homosexual #2: "He isn't gay, he has a kid doesn't he?"

Homosexual #1: "Well yeah, but he's Prior Lake Straight."

Homosexual #2. "Oh."

by Sean Mendiola November 18, 2007