To get primed is the result of a member of the notorious Gang called Prime using a Kiddy Booter to hit you offline so you can no longer fight cartels on OG Moonshine
by Fake_Grandma February 5, 2018
that girl was a trainwreck I had to prime her before she ruined the party.
That girl I primed was so fat I had to pay for freight.
That girl I primed was so fat I had to pay for freight.
by apirateslife4me January 28, 2018
by Cal Fields October 20, 2018
When you’re about as ready as you can possibly be for a hot night of pounding some tight ass.
There are three general stages of being primed. Underly-primed, perfectly-primed, and overly-primed.
Underly-primed: When you are not properly prepared and ready for an epic night of pounding some tail. For example you over-ate, drank too much, have a hangover, smoked too much weed, etc.
Perfectly-primed: Now ladies and gentlemen; this is the full monty. To be perfectly primed you must exercise vigorously the day before or day of. Eat a low calorie, moderate diet to maintain a lean and attractive appearance. And possibly consume moderate to high doses of performance enhancing drugs to finish the job and give your girl the orgasm of her life.
Overly-primed: This is when you take perfectly-primed up a few notches, and take it too far. Think Zac Efron on steroids. You’re looking and acting like a human penis that’s about to explode. Everything you’re doing is overly flirtatious and sexual. You can’t go on a drive, without thinking about plowing some tight cooch. You’ve been watching pornhub and edging about 4 times now, but haven’t blown your load yet. If your girl was to simply touch your leg, you’d experience the biggest cumshot of your life.
There are three general stages of being primed. Underly-primed, perfectly-primed, and overly-primed.
Underly-primed: When you are not properly prepared and ready for an epic night of pounding some tail. For example you over-ate, drank too much, have a hangover, smoked too much weed, etc.
Perfectly-primed: Now ladies and gentlemen; this is the full monty. To be perfectly primed you must exercise vigorously the day before or day of. Eat a low calorie, moderate diet to maintain a lean and attractive appearance. And possibly consume moderate to high doses of performance enhancing drugs to finish the job and give your girl the orgasm of her life.
Overly-primed: This is when you take perfectly-primed up a few notches, and take it too far. Think Zac Efron on steroids. You’re looking and acting like a human penis that’s about to explode. Everything you’re doing is overly flirtatious and sexual. You can’t go on a drive, without thinking about plowing some tight cooch. You’ve been watching pornhub and edging about 4 times now, but haven’t blown your load yet. If your girl was to simply touch your leg, you’d experience the biggest cumshot of your life.
I did my standard 4 sets of 50 push ups, took 3 viagras, took my doctor prescribed therapeutic dose of tren, and now I’m primed and ready to fuck the absolute shit out of Jessica for the next 8 hours.
by MaxStiffman69 March 5, 2023
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