Pretty Brown Swag

(CHORUS)
This right here is my swag
All the aunties are on me, damn
Everybody pay attention
This right here is my pretty brown swag (ayeee)
Pretty brown swag(ayye)x3
Aunties on my grade when I pretty brown swag
Uncles scream my name when I pretty brown swag
Watch me pretty brown swag (ayye)x4
Aunties on my grades when I pretty brown swag
Uncles scream my name when I pretty brown swag
Turban!

Curry Boy
Get out the wayy
Pretty brown comin' thru
Me and my crew we stinkin up the room
Girls on my heavy 'cause I look so sexy
Yellow sari shawty in the club straight flexin
I'm lookin' for a big samosa
Thick in the potato come and get in my car
You party with a star we take off and go to class
Pretty brown take off in 5.4.3.2.1

CHORUS

Curry Boy
I'm pretty brown swaggin' in the club I feel sexy, (yes homo)
Yes homo shawty but my chest is straight flexin (flexin)
Bindi on my head, the colleges choose me (choose me)
She makes nice curry and the lassi is fruity (fruity)
Took her to my condo let the girl cook
Then she got the books, from the lassi she sipped (turban)
Damn I like the way indian girl show that sass
She pretty girl studyin while I pretty brown swag
GOT DAMN!

CHORUS

Mr. President has pretty brown swag

That uncle does not have pretty brown swag

My turban has pretty brown swag

Why does Shingal have so much pretty brown swag?

Mr. Kumar has pretty brown swag

Pretty Brown Swag by Hershey bar, mewtwo, rkoar November 9, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012