First Presenter's Advantage 

The supposed grading advantage of a student that has been scheduled or volunteered to present an oral presentation first (i.e. before anyone else). This comes from the assumption that as the teacher critiques each report, he/she grades the later ones with increasing scrutiny until the last student is doomed to a mediocre grade if the report is any less than perfect (this student has the Last Presenter's Disadvantage).

Jack: "Dude, how did Gracie get a better grade than me? Her voice was like a dying cow and she completely left out Lincoln's involvement in the Civil War."

Danny: "She had the First Presenter's Advantage, man. Plus, yours kind of sucked anyway."

First Presenter's Advantage by Paylardo November 21, 2009

Pretender syndrome 

When someone has no idea of how a subculture works and has no willingness to lurk but still pretends to know everything about said subculture. Commonly seen on various forums, large and small.

People with Pretender Syndrome have no will to assimilate to the forum culture and will instead attempt to force their own ideals onto the community. They will take basic surface level knowledge (ie memes) and spout them with very little knowledge of the memes themselves. Often completely misuse the memes as a result.
Attempts to name the jew will result in autistic screeching.

Hey, that tranny's got Pretender Syndrome. He's completely shitting up our forum with his ideas of diversity and equality. Let's ban him before he ruins it

Pretender syndrome by Noxcoffee February 1, 2023

let's pretend 

Any imagination game for children or playful adults. Empowers people to share and have fun.

Children: "You be queen and I'll be king. Let's pretend."

Adults: "Let's pretend we're bunny rabbits this weekend."

let's pretend by yes juanito yes April 3, 2015

let's pretend we have insurance 

A euphemism for sex in the shower with the lights off.

"You busy tonight? Let's pretend we have insurance."

let's pretend we have insurance by LaGataNYC October 15, 2017

it's fun to pretend

What to say when you want to call someone on their lie and make them look stupid.

Oscar: I am not jealous. Done her before, and she ain't any good in the sack.

Ed: It's fun to pretend.

it's fun to pretend by Inertient November 23, 2009

The Sad Pretender 

Pretending you've been on campus longer that you have because some pretty girl or guy asked for help with a class location

Pretty Girl: Hey it's my first day can you help me find this class?
Sad Guy: Oh sure no problem.
Guy 2: Ain't that the guy that said it was his first day earlier?
Guy 3: Oh yeah he looked sad at class during the Introductions.
Guy 2: The Sad Pretender he is.

The Sad Pretender by Drakenology January 20, 2021

pretend-slut

pretend-slut- a hot girl or guy that thinks they can get some but really can because they are to afraid to let someone else touch them.

shes such a pretend-slut, she made out with him but when he tried to finger her, she cried like the little bitch she is.

pretend-slut by toastedstuff October 20, 2010