-Yeei! I got honorary membership to PAGST.
-PAGST?
-Yeah, People Against Generally Shitty Things movement, like being against almost everything.
-How to join?
A Pragati is a girl who is funny and pretty but has a low self-esteem. She doesn’t think highly of herself and doesn’t realise how lucky anyone who meets her is. She is really talented at basically everything and is so caring for all her friends. You would always have the best of times with her and nothing is ever boring when you hang out together. She is basically the most amazing friend in the whole world. Pragati is truly more gorgeous than anyone in the world.
You know you’ll always have the best of times when you hang out with Pragati.
No one gets me more than Pragati.
Pragati is so pretty and gorgeous, both on the inside and out.
Pragein is a guy who likes to eat frogs in his free time. He may act like he doesn't eat those chubby little amphibians around others, but he DOES. People also call him 'Porgagein'. He also likes sitting on chairs. Other ways to determine whether or not a person is a Porgagein is to check if they:
1. Eat applesauce (and feed some to their pet frog, before eating it).
2. Drink liquidized gerbil feces from their water bottles.
3. Sniff books from the library (mostly the ones with yellow pages).
4.Responds to ‘Porgagein’
Remember. If you find out that someone is a Porgagein, make sure to spread the news ASAP. Very important.
random guy: Hey fellow human! Do you like eating frogs?
guy: No…
random guy: Do you LOVE to sit on chairs?
guy: I mean, I guess…
random guy: Hello Porgagein!
guy: Huh?
random guy: YOU’RE A PRAGEIN! *throws a Pokeball*