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provider

a euphemism for prostitute, one who performs sexual acts in exchange for monetary compensation.
a lot of the providers at that escort service do anal.
by amol May 1, 2004
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Provider

A real man that takes care of his kids and his woman in the same household..
My man is a provider.. He takes care of his house and me and the kids..
by Osammion November 17, 2019
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This provider is well known for her service and looks.
by HeavyPooner April 29, 2005
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That ho is one fine-ass provider.
by g-testing August 10, 2009
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I'm a provider girl!
by J-lizzle July 3, 2005
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PrOVIDer

A unique variation of the widely known and wildly selfish and batshit crazy female gorilla, also known as the ‘Karen,’ who are known for their characterisations as toilet paper hoarders, or anti-maskers, who pour their blood, sweat, tears, and whatever remnants of their dignity into the advancement of COVID-19, for the hope they envision that they put more people six feet under than six feet away.
NEWS: “Scientists have confirmed the existence of a new human species, separated from the Homo Sapiens, known as the PrOVIDer. From the current information we have, scientists hypothesis that they are a distant chain of humans broken off from the Homo Sapiens sixty thousand years ago. And we also have warning that they are dangerous, so should you approach them, prepare to convert to theism—if you have not—because you will spend the next ten days of your life praying that you never met them. Don’t forget the therapy fees.”
by ACTethx September 29, 2020
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Provider

Those who offer up there weed, bowls, etc to others in the crowd for no compensation.
"Hey man, you want a hit of this?" said the Provider.

"Sweet, yeah man." said the weedless person.
by /soberman August 30, 2013
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