Potat

83.33% of a potato

Some guy: Hey do you like potatoes?
Some other guy: No i like potat more
Some guy: ???????????????????????????????????

by DontSearchA March 25, 2020

Potatability

The ability to potate.

Ryan McHale has terrible potatability, even though he's Irish.

by potatability help February 7, 2017

Potate

The growing of a potato, or act like a growing potato

Dude are you going to sit on the lounge and potate all day?

by Anon_mous. August 8, 2011

potator

A general-use, meaningless insult used by a kid who is a colossal tool and obsessed with hentai. Though he claims it means something, I am pretty certain it doesn't outside of some hentai movie or Irondequoit High School.

Stefan: Oh, I got a date.

Me: With who? Sailor Moon?

Stefan: Oh, shut up! Potator!

Me: What the fuck does that mean?

by Natepalm October 20, 2003

potat

An empire run by Danny DeVito made up of stupid middle schoolers that have nothing better to do. There are 3 other empires that are known, Celery, Brocolli, and Carrot. The Potats are at war with celery. One potat is sadly the child of a celery so another potat has adopted them. Anyone can be a potato the only rule is that you can't be friends with broccoli or celery.

Potats are all mighty.

by astor_pigeon October 8, 2020

potatize

Verb. Originates from the word 'potato', the English word for... well, a potato. We all know what a potato is. But that's besides the point. To potatize is to kill someone with a poisoned potato bought from Jamie Oliver's range at Sainsbury's. These potatoes are part of an evil plot devised by Jamie Oliver to kill us all, and a select few know about these plans. I myself only know because I was told by my dear friend Kaddywyn. Anyway, moving on. Potatization is a very serious affair, and will only be stopped by word of mouth. This definition is helping to save the world, please inform your friends and neighbours.

"Oh god! He's been potatized!"

by Rocket Queen UK July 29, 2005

Potate

to open a debate when no one asked for your opinion

Don't potate here, I'm going to tell a story

by Chloe Blue February 23, 2015