Nickname for the largest city in Oregon (Portland) because of the copious amounts of marijuana.
According to damn Californians we're all big ass stoner hippies up in this fair city.
According to damn Californians we're all big ass stoner hippies up in this fair city.
Check out definitions for Portland to understand more about why it's awesome. Potland is just for the weed.
by Rachal Ray May 24, 2009
Get the potland mug.Giving a snorkel(sucking ones balls while jerking the cock so it looks like a snorkel)in the shower.
I was taking a shower last night and your girlfriend snuck in to give me a Portland Snorkel and I nutted all over your shampoo bottle, sorry.
by Snorks March 24, 2007
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The shit hole of the north-western United States.
The sidewalks have the highest piss concentration for a city of its size in the entire world.
The sidewalks have the highest piss concentration for a city of its size in the entire world.
Portland Oregon has a ton of activities for the homeless like throwing needles into the river and pissing in public trashcans
by PDXoriginal March 6, 2019
Get the Portland Oregon mug.A social phenomenon that occurs in the Portland Oregon area. It explains the difficulty of making new friends in the city of Portland, OR, especially being a transplant from outside of the city or state. New residents tend to describe Portlanders as generally polite but not warm and friendly. Very similar to the Seattle Freeze but possibly more perplexing because of the significant number of non-Oregonian/transplants in recent years.
Transplant: Hey, let's meet up sometime!
Portlander: *awkward silence for a few seconds*... Yeah. But I don't think I can, sorry.
Transplant: Hey, you heard of the Portland Freeze?
Portlander: Not really. Most people are transplants anyway. Maybe you're just not social.
Portlander: *awkward silence for a few seconds*... Yeah. But I don't think I can, sorry.
Transplant: Hey, you heard of the Portland Freeze?
Portlander: Not really. Most people are transplants anyway. Maybe you're just not social.
by jollytravels January 14, 2019
Get the Portland Freeze mug.It's where you freeze your poo, and put it up your mate's bum. Then he poos it back in to your hand.
by SelfishSi June 10, 2018
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Get the Polander mug.No one hates it more then Poles.
Is the living proof that the church should never be involved in Politics.
Polish people are stubborn yet very friendly! Also no one cooks better than a Polish grandma. Not that you’ll ever the receipt. And everyone has that one uncle that makes the best alcohol drinks ever.
As of 2017 Poland has gone back to the Middle Ages. Any day now anyone from the LGBT community will be burned at the stakes, if you just want to loosen the laws regarding abortion you join them. Also if the economic laws keep on as they are before the virus kills them, their economy will be killed by the government.
That’s what you get when the TRUE ruler is a duck. A DUCK!
Is the living proof that the church should never be involved in Politics.
Polish people are stubborn yet very friendly! Also no one cooks better than a Polish grandma. Not that you’ll ever the receipt. And everyone has that one uncle that makes the best alcohol drinks ever.
As of 2017 Poland has gone back to the Middle Ages. Any day now anyone from the LGBT community will be burned at the stakes, if you just want to loosen the laws regarding abortion you join them. Also if the economic laws keep on as they are before the virus kills them, their economy will be killed by the government.
That’s what you get when the TRUE ruler is a duck. A DUCK!
Someone: Wow this country is beautiful! Let’s move here!
Someone 2: NO. ITS POLAND !
LGBT representative: *burns alive* yeah maybe let’s no stay here!!!
Someone 2: NO. ITS POLAND !
LGBT representative: *burns alive* yeah maybe let’s no stay here!!!
by CR_ April 27, 2020
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