The state in which you are living like Post Malone; drinking Bud-Light, smoking cigarettes, not giving a fuck, and not remembering any of it the next day.
Dude! I was so Posty last night.
by swanyy May 29, 2017
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The worst word known in the unofficial English dictionary. Posty has many offensive undertones involving race, gender/sex, and religion. This word isn't something you should just throw around.
Tony: Fuck You!
Mike: Stop being a posty dude.
by HewTV November 17, 2020
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An erection, woody, boner, stiffy, hard on, etc...
I got a posty when she took off her shirt.
by Wolfeh March 21, 2004
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Posty is a kind person and is a part of a team called the blue gang
Posty is a kind hearted person
by Super Coopz June 24, 2019
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The act of constantly posting on Facebook - checking in places, posting pictures, updating status. Seen most often after a break-up when trying to appear happy and normal. Also common when on vacation.
After she broke up with John, she was so posty, trying to make him jealous.

He was so posty on vacation, we didn't even want to hear about the trip when he got back.
by Lucky#7 July 01, 2013
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