"I heard the letter box flap so I went to collect my mail. All I found was a steaming dump on my carpet. I can't believe someone did a postman shat."
by Hammertime25 October 16, 2014
1.A man who has sexual intercourse with another man's wife/girlfriend whilst he is away from home.
2.A man who has sex with opp (another mans woman)
3. a deliverer of needed (or deprived) "goods"
2.A man who has sex with opp (another mans woman)
3. a deliverer of needed (or deprived) "goods"
by luvdrug88 August 23, 2010
A freaky show meant for young children. Sure, most of you reading this probably watched it as a kid but it is totally freaky. The show follows the adventures of Pat, a weird-ass postman (who is probably gay and only pretends to be married with kids) and his equally gay pet cat Jess. What happens in a typical episode is:
Theme song plays, and then Pat has to deliver the mail but usually experiences some sort of problem and has to solve it. By the end it is solved and then the same tune as the theme song plays but in whistles.
Whatever the creators were smoking, it's gone and ruined people's minds.
See also: Teletubbies, Fireman Sam, Boohbah, Bob the Builder, Thomas the Tank Engine
Theme song plays, and then Pat has to deliver the mail but usually experiences some sort of problem and has to solve it. By the end it is solved and then the same tune as the theme song plays but in whistles.
Whatever the creators were smoking, it's gone and ruined people's minds.
See also: Teletubbies, Fireman Sam, Boohbah, Bob the Builder, Thomas the Tank Engine
Postman Pat ruined my toddlerhood.
by Rose likes pie November 22, 2009
The act of holding in fecal matter until a turtle head (without pinching it off) is created, then stamping it on somebody.
by pseudonym_maker October 4, 2015
I totally delivered that chick some sneaky post last night.
Oh man, I feel full.
You might've been given the sneaky postman.
Oh god, last night was messy. I think I received a sneak post on the dance floor.
Oh man, I feel full.
You might've been given the sneaky postman.
Oh god, last night was messy. I think I received a sneak post on the dance floor.
by The Postmaster November 7, 2013
The act of having sex where one partner is wearing pajamas with a butt flap that can open like the postman opening a mailbox.
She's was getting ready for bed, but once I saw her in her pajamas, I couldn't help myself and performed the reverse postman.
by Kreamyranch February 4, 2023
by me July 22, 2003