Posh Wank

Masturbating whilst wearing a top hat and or Monocle

Samuel: Jeffrey my dear boy care to join me for a posh wank ?

Jeffrey: Yes indeed Samuel, let me fetch my top hat and monocle.

by The Uber Black guy March 16, 2011

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Other than meaning masturbatinh whilst wearing a condom it can be referred to someone who is posh or has a posh accent

Aaron - "I got my butler to take out the trash this morning"
Lewis - "Aaron you're such a posh wank"

by Broseph1231 July 19, 2015

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When you jerk it with your pinkie up - like a Victorian era gentleman drinking a cup of tea.

I was so ready for an upper-class experience I had to pre-empt it with a posh wank

by Mbabane January 11, 2019

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1. To wank using a condom.

2. Or, if you're really posh, get your butler to do it.

Think I'll have a posh wank, don't want to make a mess.

Jeeves! I need you!

by MaidenMan March 24, 2007

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To masturbate having first gone to the trouble of donning a condom.

The idea being that the extra time, effort, financial investment and ceremony involved separate this from a base, brutal or "lower" wank - the ocassion suggested by wearing a condom would usually only arise in company, and more specifically for pentrative sex with a special other.

i wasn't going to see lisa for 4 days, and i had the time and felt like spoiling myself, so i dressed the old chap up and had a posh wank.

by Dave D Dangerous December 27, 2004

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