A some-what relevant livestreamer on Twitch.TV, who was well known for playing Runescape before branching out into other games which are equally boring to watch. He is also well known for having strange tourrette's syndrome-like tics which he denies the existence of when asked.
We all watch Ice Poseidon to see him play games, but really were just waiting for someone to say "Nigger" and watch him get banned.
by FartFucker69 February 20, 2017
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When you take a shit, and the water touches your ass.
My shit was so huge, it gave me the fattest Poseidon's kiss yesterday.
by CoC/Tubing March 15, 2023
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It is when you put a layer of toilet paper in the toilet water before going poop, to catch a turd and prevent a Posidon’s kiss.
Ever since I’ve began using the Poseidon’s net, I’ve greatly reduced getting wet ass from Poseidon’s kiss.
by Poseidon’s Net April 8, 2019
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Paul Denino, otherwise known as Ice Poseidon, is a YouTube livestreamer who gained a large fanbase on twitch.tv through racist media donations whilst playing Runescape before being swatted at the Sky Harbor airport in Phoenix, Arizona. Denino's fanbase withered away in recent years not only due to his content and dumping of the alien named Caroline being faked, but also becoming a puppet for Brent "Scuffed Steve Jobs" Kaskel, who discourages others from streaming in Denino's streamer house.
Twitch/Old Ice Poseidon needs to come back. We don't care about these normie fucks.

Built up a network and then destroyed it with people nobody wants to see. For the last time nobody cares about a streamer house with random normies. Imagine all the shit you could do with the money instead. Its true old Ice from 2 years ago wouldnt believe all this shit.

Miss the old days, pre SSJ and pre everything, just a man in his parents house who streams runescape and act crazy. How i miss these streams and now he just gone corporate. RIP old ice 2015-2017.
by OfficiallyGoodenough February 18, 2019
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When water splashes up from the toilet onto your butt from your poop dropping . It's so gross but so relatable!
A: Dude I just went to the bathroom and experienced Poseidon's Kiss.
B: So relatable!
by KoalE March 11, 2016
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The act of receiving poseidons rage is where a male or female places there face in front of a pregnant womans vagina when her water breaks.
did you hear sally is preggers?
no way, i shotgun that poseidons rage bro
by PoonSnake July 15, 2010
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The secret Ingredient in the Krabby patty’s, More commonly know as cocane
I love Poseidon powder! It makes me feel good.
by Shitty potato October 13, 2019
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