portal 3

A game that Valve just picked up all trademarks for when they dropped trade marks for half-life three. Sadly, it will never come out. Ever.

1: when is portal 3 coming out?
2: never. Valve can't count to three dude.

portal 3 by The_awesome_duck_of_awesome October 10, 2013

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BRAZILIAN DRUG DEALER 3: I OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN THE FAVELA TRYING TO REVIVE MIT AIA I NEED TO CLOSE IT

BRAZILIAN DRUG DEALER 3: I OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN THE FAVELA TRYING TO REVIVE MIT AIA I NEED TO CLOSE IT is a PS2 style fps game made by joeveno. Cool fucking name

BRAZILIAN DRUG DEALER 3: I OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN THE FAVELA TRYING TO REVIVE MIT AIA I NEED TO CLOSE IT is making me rage so dang MUCH!!!!!

BRAZILIAN DRUG DEALER 3: I OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN THE FAVELA TRYING TO REVIVE MIT AIA I NEED TO CLOSE IT by HumorDeath November 19, 2025

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Postal 3 is better than Postal 4

"Postal 3 is better than Postal 4" is a phrase said by certain Postal fans who prefer a game that will never be fixed is better than a game that is getting more updates that add content and fixes. Postal 3 has been modded by fans but the base game remains the same.

Nerd: Postal 3 is better than Postal 4. Postal 4 sucks ass from a straw. Oh my god, what were they thinking? Running with Scissors is finally among the game developer studios I'm no more looking up to. No regrets my ass.
Chad: Calm down, they will hopefully fix it. You are a Postal 3 fanboy.

Postal 3 is better than Postal 4 by CringyRWSFanboy2003 December 24, 2022

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Postal 3

The upcoming sequel to Postal 2 which as of this writing isn't out yet, but according the Running With Scissors it'll be out before March 2011. From the gameplay footages seen it's even more outrageous and funnier than before, I will buy it. This game is like South Park. From what I've know of so far you can still use cats as silencers.

Postal 3 shall really be over the top

Postal 3 by extreme133 December 4, 2010

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

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