Porta Blumpkin

The act of getting a blow job while taking a shit on the toilet inside a Porta-Potty. Very similar to the plain BLUMPKIN. Just watch out for the blue water.

Why don't you come inside this porta potty and give me a Porta Blumpkin.

by Dominick AKA Snuffy September 2, 2007

Porta Rock

1. Someone of Puerto Rican Descent.

Noreaga (N.O.R.E Rapper): ...I'm half Porta Rock... Most people call me a mut.

by EscaVi22 March 4, 2009

porta-shitter

A plastic portable bathroom that has a mound of poo up the honey hole.

Dude, somebody crapped on the giant mound of poo and now its over the seat cover of the porta-shitter

Are they ever going to clean the porta-shitter?

Have you seen a porta-shitter?

Im going to drop the chiefs off at sea.

by whoisblank1 April 14, 2010

Porta Gutta

South Australian Slang for "Port Augusta"

Person 1: What you doing today?
Person 2: I'm Going fishing at Porta Gutta
Person 1: Ahh, thats heaps good

by aussie_babee December 7, 2009

porta vag

when somebody sends you a picture of their vagina on your cell phone and you all ways have it with you.

Kristi got her Vagina pierced and sent me a picture, now i have some porta vag to show my friends.

by Cheagle April 24, 2008

Porta Poetry

Any of the great Lyrics/sayings found on the walls of portable shit houses around the globe (see shit house)

A: "the porta poetry had ur number listed for a good time"

B: $20 a hour baby

by sinfullyouth May 2, 2006

Porta Rifa

The ghetto way to say "Puerto Rico"

"You Porta Rifa baby? Porta Rifa! Porta Rifa da lil island ova there somewhere in the water" - Madea

by Ladii April 24, 2004