an obese dirty scuzzy minkey of the homosexual variety.
there is no way to put into sentence the dirtyness, scuzzyness, and homosexualness of porkus
by anti-minkey society March 12, 2008
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of or pertaining to the stature of a pork like figure
Richard Lai was walking down the street on day when an innocent, naive child was run over by his porkus head!
by dorkus March 2, 2003
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Someone who is dorkier than a dork, stupid, geeky, foolish
by AmandaLT February 3, 2010
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Boinky porkus - to boink and to pork at the same damn time…deeply sexual connection between two individuals. Where they both fuck each other as hard and passionately as possible till one of the two involved parties quite literally squeals like a stolen baby piglet.
“She gave him a marevelous round of boinky porkus
by Merito millerto May 21, 2022
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Synonymous with "whole hog". Taking a given endeavor to the maximum extent with wanton disregard for any collateral damage. The focus is on maximizing the end result. In other words, the ends are more important than the means of achieving that end result.

The term was first coined by Pat Buchanan to describe Hillary Clinton's campaign.
Kyle: "What's your strategy tonight at the bar?"

Daniel: "I plan on aggressively playing all my cards."

Tom: "So you want to go 'whole hog'?"

Daniel: "Indeed, porkus maximus!"
by Hoggard October 14, 2008
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the definition of porku: is a one of a kind music artist, the goat at pluggnb and rapping on goyxrd beats
PORKU is such an amazing rapper
by b!n August 7, 2022
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