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Pork'd

If attention is directed towards your post on X by using memes of pigs, you have been 'Pork'd'

This became an internet phenomenon during the illustrious launch in 2023/2024 of the novel Pond0x platform, a revolution in Defi that promises and delivers actual rewards and fees to users of the Decentralized exchange, founded by Pauly0x and HWonderOfWorld and their really big team that do really big things. Prior to the launch of this platform, fees were never distributed to users of the platforms, and instead, greedy corporations paid themselves all the fees (example Opensea), enriching themselves and buying big mansions, at the expense of users.
You got Pork'd

You've been Porked
by max15chars February 16, 2024
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PORK'd

When you buy the $PORK meme coin and ratio people with memes of pigs on X.com
You got pork'd
by SamHarrison87 March 4, 2024
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i’d pork her

Slang. It literally means you want to fuck her. transitive Vulgar Slang. To engage in sexual intercourse with (another). Used especially of a man. Origin of pork. Middle English from Old French porc pig from Latin porcus ; see porko- in Indo-European roots.
She’s so hot I’d pork her! Wym pork her? I’ll literally fuck her!
by B-rizzle June 24, 2019
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Pork doughnut

The ring or stain left on your cock after drilling someone in the ass.
Or
I was with this nasty skank (your mom) and she gave me a pork doughnut.
Your mom invited me over for a pork doughnut and chocolate milk.
by Holyfuckingshitballsoffire March 17, 2017
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pork diet

(1) A diet wherein humans eat a lot of pork.

(2) What pigs eat.
(2) I went to John Ball Park Zoo in Grand Rapids, Michigan (USA). While in the Petting Zoo, I saw an example of the pork diet. A goat was walking around shitting fecal milk duds, and a pig was following close behind gobbling them up as soon as they hit the ground!
by Peter Apostle June 4, 2009
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Pork Drapes

Vaginal lips. That which drapes pork. A pussy.
"She gave up the Pork Drapes and I jizzed all over those mugs".
by Bugly April 25, 2003
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Pork Dick

The somewhat deformed shape of the upper shaft and tip of penis (area around foreskin) after a long night of sexual labor via sexual intercourse or handwork.
"Ah man, my penis looks like it's been ran over and beaten to death..."

"Dude, you must have a serious case of pork dick."

"Truth."
by Dangle Berries August 28, 2009
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