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porch party 

a party that takes place, go figure, on the front porch of a house that involves lots of alcohol, typically thrown by non-frat collage students, hippies and meddle age parents who want to make their kid's friends parents feel inadequate.

it is often used as a way of bragging to random passers-by that those partaking have more free time than them.
Student 1: On my way over here there was a porch party on every block!
Student 2: Damn, it's only Thursday, those lucky bastards!
porch party by SirSquigyXIII April 13, 2017
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Mexican Porch Party 

An unauthorized drunken homosexual sex party involving 6 or more people usually formed in a train centipede-style while trespassing on an enclosed porch, typically performed by Mexicans of the US with a lot of groaning (in a Mexican accent).
Officer Silva break up this Mexican Porch Party before their Mexican cocks get stuck in each other’s asses, and throw them into the back of the squad car.
Mexican Porch Party by Urboipickle December 28, 2019

Party Pooch 

When ex-attractive girls drink to much and start doing things attractive girls would do; they ruin the party...
Fatass Hoe: Weeee who wants to go upstairs with meh..?
Guy: Im gonna go home… play some graal…
Nerd: Ill be a party pooch with you
Party Pooch by Sendet March 14, 2014

Party Pouch 

Careful with that golf club, you almost hit me in my party pouch.
Party Pouch by bhone39 July 19, 2012

Panty Perch

Let's go trolling for some panty perch tonight.
Panty Perch by Leebuck2 April 14, 2003
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019