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porch party

a party that takes place, go figure, on the front porch of a house that involves lots of alcohol, typically thrown by non-frat collage students, hippies and meddle age parents who want to make their kid's friends parents feel inadequate.

it is often used as a way of bragging to random passers-by that those partaking have more free time than them.
Student 1: On my way over here there was a porch party on every block!
Student 2: Damn, it's only Thursday, those lucky bastards!
by SirSquigyXIII April 13, 2017
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Mexican Porch Party

An unauthorized drunken homosexual sex party involving 6 or more people usually formed in a train centipede-style while trespassing on an enclosed porch, typically performed by Mexicans of the US with a lot of groaning (in a Mexican accent).
Officer Silva break up this Mexican Porch Party before their Mexican cocks get stuck in each other’s asses, and throw them into the back of the squad car.
by Urboipickle December 28, 2019
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Party Pooch

When ex-attractive girls drink to much and start doing things attractive girls would do; they ruin the party...
Fatass Hoe: Weeee who wants to go upstairs with meh..?
Guy: Im gonna go home… play some graal…
Nerd: Ill be a party pooch with you
by Sendet March 14, 2014
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Party Pouch

Careful with that golf club, you almost hit me in my party pouch.
by bhone39 July 19, 2012
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Panty Perch

Let's go trolling for some panty perch tonight.
by Leebuck2 April 14, 2003
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