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Pappendorff 

When time is a serious issue, a gentleman may need to perform life's two basic pleasurable necessities simultaneously. The first of these would be masturbation. The second is the expulsion of last night's kebab(or other equally gut-rotting cuisine) through the rear orifice.
"I was running late for work this morning, so I decided to kill two birds with one stone and have a pappendorff. Fantastic!"
Pappendorff by Ricardo Verdi July 23, 2008

poopen von poopendorf 

A traditional German name.
Kaiser Poopen Von Poopendorf II was a really German dude.

porpendorper 

you where bored in class and then made up this word. two days later you googled it now here we are
im so bored...PORPENDORPER
porpendorper by herbs and derbs February 2, 2021

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026