A devastatingly unsuccessful attempt to break wind, whereby the intangible gas becomes a cross between a tangible solid and liquid. More simply described as "a fart you can't trust".
1. - After night of heavy drinking, Jeff's repetitious farting ended in heart break when he poot dookied.
2. - Dude, I know you pooted an hour ago, but the car still smells like dookie, are you sure you didn't poot dookie?
2. - Dude, I know you pooted an hour ago, but the car still smells like dookie, are you sure you didn't poot dookie?
by MckPDAliPD October 26, 2009
Get the Poot Dookiemug.