Poopy cooch
Eww don’t ask me to go down on you when your vag smells like dookie. Straight porta potty pants. Keep that poopy cooch away from me
Poopy cooch by Tatd_girl March 9, 2024
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poop cooch
When a girl takes a good shit and wipes the wrong way and gets some poop on her vagina and can't get it out.
"Shit man I was about to do my girlfriend but she had to drop one real quick and when she came back....she had POOP COOCH!!"
poop cooch by shit son April 23, 2006
Related Words
poopy coochie • poopycooch • pooey cooch • poopcooch • coochie poop • Poopscooch • poopycouch • poopy gooch • poopy • Poopy Head
pooey cooch
A vagina that has become victim to "reverse wiping" after a female deposits her poop in a porcelain waste receptacle.
Instead of wiping front to back, the anus is wiped towards the vagina, causing a foul odour and taste near the vaginal opening.
Instead of wiping front to back, the anus is wiped towards the vagina, causing a foul odour and taste near the vaginal opening.
Mother: What way do we always wipe after a poop?
Daughter: Front to back!
Mother: That's right! We don't want a pooey cooch now do we?
Daughter: Front to back!
Mother: That's right! We don't want a pooey cooch now do we?
pooey cooch by pooch763 September 25, 2009
poop cooch
The name given to Female genitalia who after excreting fecal matter, wipe there rectum from back to front
poop cooch by adam&andrew January 3, 2011
poopy coochie
poopy coochie by torena May 4, 2021
poop coach
(noun)-An individual who provides advice and support for someone who has to urgently take a massive shit with the intention of helping them to not take a massive and steamy dump in their pants. Truly one of the most heroic actions one could take.
Heather: John, drive faster, I really need to poop, I might not make it!
John: It's okay, I'll be your poop coach. What you need to do is pucker as hard as you can, remember to breathe, and visualize clogged pipes, corked bottles, and blocked holes.
Heather: Thank you John, you're the sweetest husband ever.
John: It's okay, I'll be your poop coach. What you need to do is pucker as hard as you can, remember to breathe, and visualize clogged pipes, corked bottles, and blocked holes.
Heather: Thank you John, you're the sweetest husband ever.
poop coach by The Golden Swordfish January 16, 2025
poopycouch
A sofa or couch that has doo-doo under its cushoin cause the person in line for the bathroom REALLY had to go; normally friends couches, and couches at parties
Bob:dude whats that smell?
Sydney: are you sitting on the couch?
Bob: YA
Sydney: ughhh! well last night at my party some one took a little fart-dragon under the cushion of my couch.
Bob: man Sydney, someone gave you a major poopycouch
Sydney: are you sitting on the couch?
Bob: YA
Sydney: ughhh! well last night at my party some one took a little fart-dragon under the cushion of my couch.
Bob: man Sydney, someone gave you a major poopycouch
poopycouch by Bizzy-Drizzy-Dradle March 11, 2011
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