Poopy Punt

When you simply kick/punt someone in the ass and they shit their pants. However, they don't have to be wearing pants to be officialy poopy punted, they can be wearing underwear, a thong or g string, manties, gonch, or nothing at all...

Erica: Why do you smell so bad?
Tracy: I just got poopy punted now I have to go home and wash my poopstain gonch.

by kewiwi December 15, 2008

Captain Poopypants

A female astronaut who traveled 950 miles wearing a diaper to attack the "other woman" in a love triangle.

CAPTAIN: Keep your hands off him bitch!
VICTIM: Yuck, what's that smell? You must be Captain Poopypants.

by Cuntoleezza Rice February 10, 2007

Poopypants Jose

An evil creature that appears to be a total faggot. He can be seen at the cosmo class at trashabet. It is named for it's poop-like skin color. It also sucks in COD. Beware. Mario also broke his balls.

Bob: What's that weird thing in the lairs of trashabet?

Hunter: Poopypants Jose. I'm going hunting.

by Shliggus November 23, 2010

poopypants

A funny word used in some cartoon which I cant remember.

Not so fast, poopypants!

by enterthedavid March 3, 2005

Professor Poopypants

Alluding to a person's professional embarrassment of their last name.

Student 1: My online math teacher's name is Mrs. Gaylord.
Student 2: No way, man! I bet that's why she teaches online courses.
Student 1: Yeah, it seems very Professor Poopypants.

by thatoneuglykid September 29, 2019

poopypanties

to shit your panties.....to leave a shit stain in your panties......to diarrhea in panties....stinky stinkies in the panties... therefore leaving poopypanties(also can be caused by sharting and queefing and any other things that result in a fart or a fart sounding gas coming out of the body)

Bob:Hey, i just shit myself....FUCK!!
Bill:HAHAHA! FUCK YOU!
Bob:FUCK!! It smells like diarrhea!!CHRIST ALMIGHTY!
Bill:HAHA! You fucking asshole! JESUS TESTICLE GRASPING CHRIST! That smells like fucking shit ballz
Bob:I told you, you gaunch licker
Bill:FUCK!
Bob:LMAO! I just shit my self.
Bill:Your an asshole. You pole smoking, alabama hotpocket giving, cincinatti bowtying son of a bitch. Fuck you!
Bob:Now i have poopypanties!

by white_boy_who_likes_rap December 16, 2006

poopypants

When you poop in your pants and it stains your pants and starts to smear and leave marks on the floor.

5 year old son- mommy I pooped my pants and it's starting leak.

mother don't worry I'll get the baby wipes poopypants used in a sentence

by Bobby Jones Flapjack the 356th June 2, 2018