poopy dick

When you're done fucking the rectum, you're dick is poopy.

Damn bitch, you gave me one hell of a poopy dick

by Rick March 6, 2003

poopy dick

one's cock who is cover in poo. see also joe burton.

joe burton has a mad poopy dick.

by Nathan Locke April 24, 2003

poopy dick

An act of retaliation involving a sample of human excrement and a person named Richard.

He awoke with a hangover and the undeniably aweful smell of feces on his chest, suggesting that he truly was a poopy dick.

by BFT April 14, 2003

Poopy Dick

A man who during anal sex encounters human feces. That feces enters the dick hole and stops him from urinating properly.

Yo I want to have anal but I don’t want to have poopy dick

by Itztoplesss June 20, 2018

Poopy Dick

(noun) and (verb) A term that refers to the insertion of a penis into one’s anal canal. An alternate term for anal sex

“dude I was at carly’s house and she wanted me to put in in her ass. I felt like a dick for flaking but then i remembered no one likes 12 minutes of poopy dick”

by GawkityGawk March 30, 2022

poopy dick

this is what happens when a male or female have anal intercoarse and anal area is not cleaned before penetration

me: man i just did a bitch in the butt and now i gots poopy dick bro
friend:ew man you shoulda gave her a hitler

by crackawatta October 21, 2009

poopy dick

where you enter vaginally into a slut and thrust so hard you break through her vaginal wall and reach the colon, and then pull your dick out and have the slut like the green stuff of your dick.

"Dude, i heard that almost 3/4 of the girls in GI have done the poopy dick"

by beandipthe3 March 4, 2010