Poopstipated

When you want to take a dump but cannot - usually after a long night of partying and dehydration.

A better way to say "I cannot take a dump" among friends - inciting laughter instead of disgust.

"Been sitting on the can for an hour but nothing - I am poopstipated big time."

by rjayh May 12, 2007

Photo Nazi

A demanding hired or otherwise overzealous photographer at a social function insisting every moment be caught on film posed or in a group picture. Usually requiring a large group movement to another area and several shots.

"hey who hired the Photo Nazi haven't we taken enough pictures with the bride?"

by rjayh May 12, 2007