After being hit from fecal fallout upon entering a shared bathroom (usually at work), the person/people you suspect that are dropping miasmic mud missiles and proboscis poopy-traps, rendering the bathroom the likes of a war-torn region. The poopetrator(s) are typically, but not limited to, males ages 30-60 who have recently gained excessive mass, had a recent change to gait, and/or are slender kombucha and tea drinkers.
Me, returning from the bathroom and warning a colleague, “CODE BROWN! The bathroom has been annihilated!”
Normally a sexual predator who is infatuated with their own feces. Using the crap-freezing technique, they target young Asian girls, scarring them for the rest of their lives. They tend to have dark shaggy hair, a funny accent, and live near busy areas such as Ex. Orlando. They have specific target days. The most common Tuesday, and to them its referred to as (cheeseday). We can only guess why?
Pooki: Don't go walking around by your self on tuesday!
Wendy: Why?
Pooki: The pooperator will come for you*scared face*