Poopnuts

A nut covered in poop

Oh poopnuts
You poopnut
Stop being a poopnut u poopy poopnut
Stop pooping poopnuts

by Poopnut man January 3, 2023

poopnuts

Fucking a chick in the ass and then you look dow and your like "oh shit I got poopnuts like a motherfucker"

Fuck a buncha poopnuts.

by DOOOOOVE May 26, 2003

Poonuts

1.The chunks of nuts in your turd.
2.A weak swear word.

1.eww... that dogs full of poonuts
2. Poonuts i failed the test

by Anonymous November 11, 2002

Poopnut

noun- an undigested peanut that is found in ones feces; can be used as a silly or affectionate term amongst friends and family.

1. "Thanks for taking the trash out, Poopnut."

2. "Poopnut side ya head say poopnut side ya head"

by wchtx December 29, 2003

poopynuts

1. A condition caused from gay anal sex where fecal material runs down the back of the scrotum.

2. A condition caused by fecal material in your pants that is pressed into the scrotum.

1. After Dave pulled his cock out of Matt's ass, he noticed Matt had poopynuts.

2. Matt shit his pants while stalking people in his truck. He then said to himself,"Great, now I've got poopynuts!".

by Frank Enbeens May 28, 2007

poop nuts

One who habitually has shit on their balls. Can be from either whiping back to front or can be from a Leaning Tower of Poopsa that hits the testicles.

He hasn't crapped for days, so today Michael has poop nuts from vicious log attack.

by El Kakador April 19, 2010

poofnuts

a classy comeback against a straight guy who just did/said something gay...or was being a total wanker...or both

straight guy: yo emma didnt you know that horizontal stripes make u look fat?

emma: shut it pooofnuts!

by mandus January 28, 2004