A large fecal particle, commonly described as "poop", that is quickly released from the anal cavity and shot out as if it were a cannonball. This can sometimes cause a sense of shock and quick sense of pain to the rectum.
Can easily create a large blast of water to the shooter's anus. Usually recognized by it's appreciable "ploop" sound.
John Doe: "I was really turtle necking that shit and when I finally got to the bowl I just poop shotted that little bastard right out of my ass."
The art of shot-gunning a beer while hovering over a toilet. After completion of drinking the beer, spread your butt cheeks with both hands, bear down while applying extreme force to launch feces.
HeyHotard! Come watch this shit, Ellis is attempting a poop shotgun!!
A bathroom experience where poop exits at highspeed out of the anus resulting in a big splash of poop all around the toilet bowl almost like a shotgun blast after hitting Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo. Most common with spicy foods. May look like you shot Mr. Hankey with a 12 Gauge.
Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.