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poop pillow 

A wad of toilet paper placed in the toilet BEFORE pooping used to prevent your own poop from splashing toilet water on your ass.
I always drop a poop pillow before shitting in a John Q. Public.
poop pillow by John 1-2 December 9, 2008

Poop Pillow 

The act of pooping on a pillow, then shuvin yo sexual partners face into it.
Bill "Dude, Sally wasn't that good last night. So I gave her a poop pillow."

poopillow 

"Poopillow" (noun): The deliberate act of suppressing the sound of one's feces hitting the water in a toilet bowl, typically accomplished by strategically layering toilet paper or using other means to muffle the audible splash, with the intention of preventing others outside the bathroom from hearing the noise associated with the bodily function.
"Feeling particularly considerate during our dinner party, John employed the art of 'poopillow' to discreetly manage his bathroom visit, ensuring our guests didn't hear any embarrassing sounds from the restroom."
poopillow by Njs September 10, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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