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Poop Aloof

When one is too shy to poop at a friend's house, and must resort to coming up with lies and excuses to go back to their house in order to take care of business.
"Homie says he went home to check on his cat, but I'm pretty sure he went home to take a dump."

"Why didn't he just go here?"

"Because there's only one bathroom and he's poop aloof."
by Beehiver January 26, 2010
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Poopaloopadoop

Poopaloopadoop means you really have to go to the bathroom (the poop room)
I really have to poopaloopadoop
(poop-a-loop-a-doop)
by UR AWESOME! November 30, 2018
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Poopaloopoffruitloops

When You eat fruit loops and shit them out and they come out of your ass and make a perfect circle in the toilet. This can cause poopicanes which can bring farts up to 100 mph. Poopingaloopoffruitloops can be deadly if successfully done.
John seriously just did Poopaloopoffruitloops, his whole neighborhood was covered in shit, and 19 people died
by commonsenseperson March 20, 2015
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poopaloop

The act of pooping a loop, preferably in a toilet. Requiring great skill and effort.
The varsity football team cheered him on as he mastered his poopaloop in the locker room.
by ScrappyDoo69 August 1, 2012
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Poofaloof

A sweet, kind-hearted, caring, compassionate, empathetic, intelligent, hard-working, beautiful, talented, courageous, independent, respectable, responsible, whimsical, charming, funny, cute, and social messiah of a girlfriend <3 :-)
Poofaloof is amazing and I love her.
by Foobadooz December 18, 2014
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Poopaloompa

Someone who absolutely loves talking about poop, taking poops, and smelling like poop. Maybe they have pictures, or it's the main subject they talk about at the dinner table. Their life revolves around how happy poop makes them. Can also be associated with excessive farting and/or excessive talks about farting.
Ron Vogel is a poopaloompa. He never talks about anything except poop!
by DoubleDeek December 6, 2011
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poopalooza

When there is so much poop that it moves from being funny to being unhygienic or unsanitary.
1: Hey look the dog pooped on the carpet again.

2: Man, poopalooza, that's not cool.

1: Sorry bud, I'll clean it up.
by shangrula September 30, 2013
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