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poonie
poonie by Fat Washington November 5, 2003
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poonie thief
poonie thief by violent jay July 14, 2002
Poonie Fart
It's the built up air present in a ladies vagina after she has had a night of long hard sex. The sweet air is expelled through the vaginal crevice causing her pussy lips to flap back and forth at top speeds making a sloppy fart sound.
Hey did you hear Lisa droppin those poonie farts last night in her sleep? They sounded sloppy wet and nasty. Hope she had her panties lined up right.
Poonie Fart by gergee October 6, 2011
poonie pouch
poonie pouch by irishinch March 26, 2011
Hairy Poonie Waggler
Person 1: Lisa's sucha troll.
Person 2: Yeah i know, shes sucha Hairy Poonie Waggler!
Person 1: dyke.
Person 2: Yeah i know, shes sucha Hairy Poonie Waggler!
Person 1: dyke.
Hairy Poonie Waggler by Bitch1233343888 March 17, 2011
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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