Poon ratio 

The ratio of guys to poon at an event or place

Ollie: lHey Matt, what's the poon ratio at your uni ? ". Matt "it's about 50-50"

Poon ratio by Barry the wise July 21, 2016

Poon to Peen ratio 

The ratio of females to males at a designated event. This term was inspired by the ultimate chad, Dan Blizzerian

___ threw a killer party, the Poon to Peen ratio was like 12:1

Poon to Peen ratio by Chads r us August 5, 2018

poon 2 goon ratio 

The balance of a horny male's experience between real pussy and internet pussy.

After evaluating my poon 2 goon ratio, I realized that I needed to take a break from internet porn.

poon 2 goon ratio by Arnie Grape September 4, 2021

PONRATION 

After beating your dick for a while you hit this wall where you can't stop, this is referred to as ponration ( Point Of No Return)

My parents left me home alone for the night and after spanking my monkey for awhile I hit ponration.

PONRATION by TheOneAndOnlyDickCheese February 12, 2017

poonation 

An interjection closely related to the slightly archaic damnation. An emphatic word, which combines the associations of both excrement and having one's soul irreparably bound to hades.

Mate: Hey, apparently you're getting fired this afternoon for starting that rumour that the boss whitens his teeth.

You: Poonation.

poonation by Horace van der Khute October 22, 2009

Poonatious 

Undoubtably Fucked Up

1. The J.F.K. assasination was poonatious.
2. To not get goozed up on a saturday night is poonatious.

Poonatious by Kenny J September 23, 2006

poonation 

when u poon someone into declaring that they were pooned so bad that u made a nation out of them.

I own you bitch, its a friggin poonation fest.

poonation by Ben December 15, 2004