1. The inability to produce a successful bowel movement due to a a variety of reasons such as: unfamiliar public toilets (India hole in the ground style) and close confines of economy Caribbean cruises cabins.
While traveling by train through India, I noticed that the bathroom situation consisted of a hole in the floor in the bathroom, I was poopiescared until we reached New Delhi.
The act of standing up from the throne and losing something of value from a back pocket into the mess beneath.... prompting the need for a "poogle search" to retrieve said item
Sorry I didn't reply, lost my phone in the bowl and had to do a Poogle Search. It's drying in a bag of rice