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Pootie Sauce 

(n.) The wetness that a pussy produces during intercourse.
Damn girl, My dick is dripping with your pootie sauce.
Pootie Sauce by Bonk Treat July 13, 2010

Poopie Scared 

noun

1. The inability to produce a successful bowel movement due to a a variety of reasons such as: unfamiliar public toilets (India hole in the ground style) and close confines of economy Caribbean cruises cabins.
While traveling by train through India, I noticed that the bathroom situation consisted of a hole in the floor in the bathroom, I was poopie scared until we reached New Delhi.
Poopie Scared by ecac1 May 13, 2010

Poogle search 

The act of standing up from the throne and losing something of value from a back pocket into the mess beneath.... prompting the need for a "poogle search" to retrieve said item
Sorry I didn't reply, lost my phone in the bowl and had to do a Poogle Search. It's drying in a bag of rice
Poogle search by Yibbo Shakie December 16, 2017

Poopie Shit 

car accident
*Driver - OMG my dads gonna kill me
*Passenger - yea ur a poopie shit
Poopie Shit by Roy Harrison March 13, 2009

pootie snooper 

the act of snooping out pootie tang (aka searching for pootie)

pootie scoop 

Describes the act of snatching or redirecting a buddy's potential sexual conquest.

Also, pootie scooped, pootie scooping
Jake: Man, you see the chick Frank just scored?

Paul: Just wait til he goes for a wee. I'm definitely pulling a pootie scoop. She's going home with me!

Jake: That's cold.
pootie scoop by acehole2 July 5, 2010