Pooch is an abbreviation for the term pussy-pouch. This can be best explained as a lipid gathering around the uteran area, which forms what one might call a uterus pouch. This is a seperate package from the stomach. However, a pooch might also be part of one's pubic mound.
Hey, look at that old lady's pooch! Her fanny pack sits so nicely on it.
by paulasquared October 14, 2005
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The true unsung hero, the man, the myth, the man who demands no attention when he really deserves it. Late nights washing loads on loads of laundry, to the 6am rink grind to washing dirty jocks, pooch is the real MVP and everyone needs a pooch.
Dude my jock was so smelly but my boy pooch always got me covered
by Bigpappa200000 May 18, 2017
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The noun that describes the wokest individual in existence. Has a fascination with wires and must receive daily walks and whipping sessions with the kids. Is efficient at keeping dungeons at bay. Fluent in Dungeonese.
Pooche! Come to papa and watch some Heroes.
by Rorski uni un unus May 15, 2017
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A physical sensation that occurs when "tantalizing unhealthy" foods are consumed and your stomach appears to increase in mass. A common duo of foods that are infamous for causing this phenomenon are M&Ms and popcorn.
Oh my, it seems as if these jalapeno Poppers are beginning to make my stomach pooch.
by propstome April 14, 2013
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A moustache belonging to a person from pakistan
i said to my brother you need to shave your pooche.
by sascha bismarck March 23, 2009
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to be hanging about. like cotch
i was just pooching round my homegyals yard
by Koonalie September 6, 2005
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