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The act of wiping one's sweaty bum crack with a finger and smearing the result under another's nose to give the wearer an untraceable poo smell.
Lewie was pissed with Andy and couldn't wait for him to fall asleep so he could reward him with a poo grease moustache.
by VitaminP April 04, 2015
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