poo baby

During anal sex, the man ejacualtes into the anus of the male or female receiver. When the receiver later uses the toilet, what comes out of the anus, a mixture of ejaculate and feces is a poo baby.

Chris and Sean, sitting in a tree,
K-I-S-S-I-N-G,
first comes love, then comes marriage,
then comes the poo baby in the toilet carriage.

by Gabriel Miranda April 19, 2007

Poo Baby

When you eat too much the night/day before - and your bloated stomach's contents have digested enough - and your 'leftovers' are ready to be "dropped off at the pool".

Nat - "I ate too much last night! Poo Baby is ready to launch!"
Kim - "Same here, I'll come with."

Kelly - "I've got a Poo Baby."

by MaceGrey October 19, 2010

poo baby

a black child

My wife just had a poo baby! thats how i know it wasn't mine!

by poo_baby_maker5 February 22, 2011

Poo Baby

Big albino fat ass who typically can be quite rude and has a large temper, in his free time he likes to burn down storage buildings and hurt his friends feelings.

Oh look at Poo Baby over there, isn't he a big albino fat ass?

by Gageybaby November 19, 2019

poo baby

When a man has a sex change, to then give birth to a baby that has been artifically inseminated in there anus.

"Oh shit, I'm going to have a poo baby"

by Pete Townsand September 22, 2008

Bald Poo Poo Baby

Basically a bunch of boys in my class. BUT ESPECIALLY MARKAS. HES SO BALD AND POOPY, HE LOOKS LIKE A FRIGGIN' DEFORMED CHICKEN NUGET, HE'S 4 FT 2 AND LIVES UNDER A ROCK. BALALLALALLALLALALLALLAL

"wow look at that deformed chicken nuget"
"It almost looks like Markas! A bald poo poo baby"

by The best person obvi April 26, 2024

Baby poo

You call a loved someone this when they're being cute or sweet

"Aww your my / such a baby poo!!"

by Lisa Whitehead and Ivy Bustamante April 26, 2006