According to "Happy Hour is for Amateurs" by an anonymous lawyer, a polar bear is a subtype of single woman at a bar, waiting to be picked up. Polar bears are large, white, have a thick layer of subcutaneous blubber, and hunt men for sport. They rarely see an opportunity to move in for the kill, and thus never pass one up. They tend to have exclusive territories, and it is rare to see multiple polar bears prowling the same bar, due to their inherently competitive nature and the scarcity of men drunk or desperate enough to take them home.
See also: hogging, bbw, ssbbw, last call, beer goggles, sidewalk sale
See also: hogging, bbw, ssbbw, last call, beer goggles, sidewalk sale
"Looks like Anna found her ride home for the night. We raise our glasses to another hapless victim of our local Polar Bear."
by Reverendsteveii December 01, 2009
A bear that is actually black but has white fur. Yes, if you shaved a polar bear, he would have black skin. That's why his nose is also black.
Polar bears have 4 toes. Many people get confused and think they have 5 toes but they don't. They have four.
Polar bears like to eat fish and seals. They enjoy swimming and strutting their bear stuff in the antarctic.
Never cuddle a Polar bear because he will eat you.
Polar bears have 4 toes. Many people get confused and think they have 5 toes but they don't. They have four.
Polar bears like to eat fish and seals. They enjoy swimming and strutting their bear stuff in the antarctic.
Never cuddle a Polar bear because he will eat you.
by Polar Bear Activist February 13, 2013
by retsabala June 06, 2010
by keyk July 10, 2006
by Graham Crackerzzz February 01, 2010
Slang term usally heard on trucker's CB channels, used to informed other truckers of the presence of a police officer (CHP). Polar Bear get the name from their white unmarked patrol vehicles.
by BTLS fan, Bubba Army October 30, 2006
derived from the classic pickup line
pick up line:how much does a polar bear weigh?.....enough to break the ice
hey guys....there goes a polar bear
pick up line:how much does a polar bear weigh?.....enough to break the ice
hey guys....there goes a polar bear
by jacobe-x May 01, 2009